Most Acceptable Car Model?

"Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns" (themarvelous1310) 07/09/2017 at 22:47 • Filed to: Models, Car Info, BTM Cheetah

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her delivery’s a little dry and she’s obviously looking off to the cue cards sometimes, but this is a lot better than the usual smiling bikini girl with a guy doing the voiceover. This is probably the most informative car model ever, for whatever that’s worth.

I think I’m obsessed with this car. One poster, one slot car I barely played with as a kid and I still can’t get it out of my head, along with the Lola T70 that came with it.

CRider > Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns 07/09/2017 at 22:50

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It’s not great or exciting but not a horrible car either. It’s pretty acceptable for most people.

Nibby > CRider 07/09/2017 at 23:02

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Katsumoto > CRider 07/09/2017 at 23:04

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You mean the Bat Camry, who just wants their occupants to be safe.

I dont mind the way they look, its just that bat styled front end.

The new body style is all nose. That badge and grille makes it look like it has a big nose.

Nauraushaun > Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns 07/09/2017 at 23:09

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Fuck using women. Frankly the idea that I need a hot lady talking to me because I’m you’re average car guy is insulting. How about someone who actually cares what they’re saying and isn’t just eyecandy? Like Harry or Freiberger or Sabine Schmitz or the Clarkson, Hammond and May?

If I want to look at hot women I will. I don’t need them draped over my cars.

I’m sorry

CRider > Katsumoto 07/09/2017 at 23:09

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The Camry is the car we deserve, but not the one we want.

Katsumoto > CRider 07/09/2017 at 23:12

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Just imagine if every citizen across “gotham” had a Camry, imagine how safe theyd all be.

No more Jokers, penguins, or banes.

Urambo Tauro > Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns 07/09/2017 at 23:14

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So much cringe! Especially the part where she walks around pretending to be admiring the car’s styling.

Cool car, though.

Mercedes Streeter > Nauraushaun 07/09/2017 at 23:16

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This is also part of why it’s harder to be a car girl. While car culture is getting better with it, women are still seen as eye candy rather than being taken seriously.

NJAnon > Nauraushaun 07/09/2017 at 23:17

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PR & Marketing departments. go figure.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns 07/09/2017 at 23:42

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They can get just about anyone to read off of cue cards. Most of them are literate enough to at least do a clean run of monologue, but this is no different than a sixth grader who manages to pull off his presentation properly without cue cards. It’ll fall flat even with a modicum of Q&A. At that point, I couldn’t care less if it was Helen Mirren doing the explanation, I’m going to find a real car enthusiast to talk to.

Forget the bikini girl group of women for a second. In a perfect world, the narrator would know what they are talking about, even if they dumb it down for casual audiences. When I have a question, they can answer it in the context presented. They have opinions about this feature vs that, and they know how to drive. Regardless if male or female, I’ll sit with rapt attention all day.

That being said, that girl is kind of pretty, and I might swipe right in a different universe, but if a girl opens her mouth and garbage comes out I’m no longer interested. Life is too short for that.

CRider > Katsumoto 07/10/2017 at 00:29

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I’m sure some Joker would find a way to smuggle in a Juke.

Die-Trying > Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns 07/10/2017 at 00:31

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cheetah........ and i would choose Sofia Vergara. something about that ridiculously thick accent..... or maybe even ol marisa tomei, from My Cousin Vinny. yeah, she works.......

6691 zapS > Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns 07/10/2017 at 00:37

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You mean she’s not included as one of the options when you buy the car Turn-key package? Or maybe the model is, but then they call your S/O and sell then them a cross bow to attach you to the wall by various body parts. I’m sure if she showed up zapS.sM would be attaching me to the wall.

Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns > Die-Trying 07/10/2017 at 00:44

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Fun fact: Marisa Tomei is now Aunt May.

Die-Trying > Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns 07/10/2017 at 00:55

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aunt may keeps getting better looking the more movies that they make, it was old sally fields in the last one right?...... i hope she has that ridiculous new york accent. its fun to listen to, well for at least a minute or two....

Katsumoto > CRider 07/10/2017 at 01:01

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Im sure Bane is a diesel truck guy. Penguin is an antique car guy.

Scarecrow is a BMW douche. Catwoman might be a convertible girl.

Twoface is that guy with a sleeper.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns 07/10/2017 at 05:09

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YouTube comments are savage as always.

Also, it irked me the way she was clearly forcing her teeth closed while speaking.

MonkeePuzzle > Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns 07/10/2017 at 10:27

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why is it her presentations are all 1 sentence long, then cut to change angle, could it be that she is being fed each line and memorizing and presenting them a line at a time!?